Hey Ellen, I detest this from people who think that it’s their duty to tell you to spawn, just ’cause that’s what every one else is doing. If a friend doesn’t have kids, I’d NEVER ask them and I really don’t care.

Please celebrate yourself and your lovely husband and forget these “well-meaning” ass hats.

(I HOPE I fall into the category of folks who have kids but is still somewhat cool, albeit always exhausted. Let’s grab lunch soon!)